It has been 30 years now and I'm still waiting for you to bestow your blessings upon my beloved Cleveland Browns. I've prayed and prayed night and day for your glory to shine down. So far, I've only been answered by bad draft picks, quarterback controversy, horrible hires and insufferable loosing streaks. I am now on my knees begging you to please have mercy upon my football soul! Why hast thou forsaken me?! Has it been me?! Was it something that I've done in the past?! That pack of twizzlers was an accident I swear! I had no idea they were in my pocket until I was in the car! Why don't you believe me!? Should a donation be made to football heaven?
Better yet... I have an idea.
I am going to sacrifice this goat in your honor...
All I ask for in return is that you bless us with one winning season... maybe a playoff push? Please!? Please Football Gods.... PLEASE!!
(For information regarding the goat sacrifice please leave a comment with your email address so that I can laugh. If you would like to attend the sacrifice or the dinner afterwards please RSVP to imtotallykiddingpeta@yahoo.com)
Now Hiring for Quarterback, Offensive Line and Defensive Positions
Job Summary (Quarterback)
Ideal candidate will posses the ability to manage the offense in a manner to where the ball advances at least ten yards in less than four downs on a consistent basis. Must posses the ability to acknowledge differences in colors i.e. color blind applicants will not be considered. Must have the ability to throw the football accurately and more than 20 yards. Must understand the game of football (e.g. rules, guidelines, scoring, OVERTIME). College degree preferred. Desire to score a plus. All applicants are to forward resumes to Eric Mangini, Cleveland Browns Stadium, Cleveland, OH 44114. Oh, and please be able to read!
Monster Entertainment's Fall Music Series continues this Thursday with Leaving Cash and The Quelle Source at the Kennett Flash in Historic Kennett Square, PA. Doors open @ 7pm! Tickets available now at www.KennettFlash.org. Sponsored by Graffiti Radio (www.GraffitiRadio.com).
LIVE promo radio interview tonight with Leaving Cash @ 9pm www.GraffitiRadio.com Tune In!
..........................Leaving Cash.............................................................The Quelle Source...................................
Today marks the beginning of the greatest time of year!! All the slates are clean! All the stats set to zero, and there is hope in every locker room! On any given Sunday, anything can happen and the words, "This Could Be The Year," are being echoed in every city! It's Football Time Baby!!!
Monster Entertainment's Fall Music Series kicks off with Mark Thousands TONIGHT at the Kennett Flash! Doors open @ 7pm! Tickets available now at www.KennettFlash.org. Sponsored by Graffiti Radio (www.GraffitiRadio.com).
Unfortunately the 9-17-2009 show has been canceled. Keep checking back for the make good date. Possibly to be lined-up at The Blockley in Philadelphia, PA.
Monster Entertainment's Fall Music Series kicks off this Thursday at the Kennett Flash with Mark Thousands! Doors open @ 7pm! Tickets available now at www.KennettFlash.org.
Interviews out that wazoo! This just in... Graffiti Radio (www.GraffitiRadio.com) WSTW's sister station and Delaware's newest HD radio station will soon be delivering (((YOU))) periodic interviews covering some of the nations most talented, unsigned, unheard-of bands! I truly believe that it's about time that someone, some company tapped into this market. There are so many great, hardworking indie bands out there that could use the extra promotion. And, there are so many listeners out there, like me, who are tired of hearing Lady Gaga.
Seriously?
Graffiti's reach is amazing too, it goes all the way around the world through the Internet tubes. Plus, if you are lucky enough to have an HD radio, and you live in the Delaware Valley, you can get it in your car! What more could you ask for? Indie around the world via Internet magic and in your car! Anyways, stay tuned to www.GraffitiRadio.com for more information.
What is HD radio you ask?
HD Radio is the most significant advancement in radio broadcasting since the introduction of FM stereo more than 50 years ago. The new technology allows AM and FM radio stations to broadcast their programs digitally - a tremendous leap from the analog broadcasts of the past.
The technology behind HD Radio allows stations to broadcast higher-quality versions of their normal programming, as well as alternate formats not available on regular radio. And like traditional analog radio, HD Radio doesn't require any subscription fees.
Graffiti Radio, 93.7-2 HD, is WSTW's first side channel, bringing the Delaware Valley's 16-30 year olds a great alternative rock station that also highlights local music. And if you have an HD radio receiver, you can listen to Graffiti Radio anywhere that you can listen to WSTW.
How does it sound?
Ever wished you could get the same sound quality from your radio as you do from your CDs? Or that your radio signal didn't fade out just when you wanted to listen to the game? Consider your wish granted. You'll get the kind of sound on your HD Radio that was previously reserved for your HDTV, CD system, or MP3 player.
Where do I get one?
HD Radio receivers are available wherever electronics are sold...Radio Shack, Best Buy, WalMart, and others are already selling HD radios and more stores are making them easily accessible and affordable.
So, get your HD radio...and experience the difference of listening in HD!
